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Don't you just wish that instead of weapons we could just drop candy bombs on our enemies and win them over with sweetness? Mmmm, candy wars.
Posted by Dawn at March 16, 2004 12:56 PM
then hans blix would have the best job in the whole world. 'excuse me sir, i'm going to have to confiscate that pixie stick, the jolly ranchers, and the atomic fire balls'
Posted on March 17, 2004 14:49 PST
"Our plan is to drop a lot of odd objects onto your country from the air. And some of these objects will be useful. And some of them will just be...odd. Proving that these oddities were produced by a people free enough to think of making them in the first place. The United States helps, not harms, developing nations by using their natural resources and raw materials."
Posted on March 17, 2004 16:31 PST
Well, it would make my life a whole hell of a lot easier. We actually had this idea the other day ... Jolly Rancher slingshots. No kidding ... we'd shoot slingshots at the enemy and when they got hit they'd be happy and sad at the same time.
Posted on June 02, 2004 12:41 PST
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